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From: dboyd@informix.com (Diana Boyd)
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Subject: Re: If it says RoadKill RoadKill RoadKill on the Label Label Label
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In article <16b44fINNn8@sixgun.East.Sun.COM> egreen@East.Sun.COM (Ed Green -  
Pixel Cruncher) writes:
> 
> The only road kill at the RCR came in little cans for $1 each.  So,
> Diana, how was it?
> 


Road Kill in a Can, who would ever have thought? Straight from Daytona, by way  
of the RCR, to me on the west coast.

I haven't touched it yet, I thought I'd save it for some special event. I could  
raffle it off at the next joust after we're way into the 2nd keg.

Then again, it would make a great come-on. "Hey, want to come over and share a  
can of Road Kill and a can of Bud?"

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THE ORIGINAL ROAD KILL (7 stixs)

"The Choice of Discriminating Bikers"

Here are the ingredients:

Opposum, spice and inert ingredients (not more than 10%)

Inert ingredients:

racoon          snake          buzzard
iguana*         armadillo      skunk (less than 1/2 of 1%)
muskrat         red dog        water buffalo*
kangaroo*       platypus*      
and ass, birds, rodents and reptiles.

* - imported at great expense

Guaranteed 60% Opossum

Guaranteed Back Road Kill (No Interstate)

U.S. Inspected and Rode Over by the Dept. of Agriculture

***EXTRA MONEY***

You too can make money while riding your bike. Be a Road Kill Collector,  
collect and deposit at your nearest Road Kill Collection Center.

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Most women get shit like flowers and jewelry for presents, I get road kill,  
t-shirts and motorcycle parts. I love it.

Thanks again, Ed, everyone's really getting a kick out of this little can.

Diana

DIANA BOYD      "Walking with the spirit, talking with the spine
EVO Woman        Mama sing, open up yourself when worlds align."
KLR Woman                                            -C. Whitley