Return-Path: Posted-Date: 6 Aug 92 00:33:36 GMT Path: taco!rock!stanford.edu!ames!haven.umd.edu!mimsy!nmrdc1!dsc3jfs From: dsc3jfs@nmrdc1.nmrdc.nnmc.navy.mil (Jim Small) Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles Subject: Re: jim small is a jerk Date: 6 Aug 92 00:33:36 GMT References: <1992Aug5.044718.15882@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU> <1992Aug5.145218.11552@cbnewsm.cb.att.com> Distribution: usa Organization: Naval Medical Research & Development Command Lines: 43 Apparently-To: sasmjw@unx.sas.com In article <1992Aug5.145218.11552@cbnewsm.cb.att.com> shz@garage.att.com (Keeper of the 'Tude) writes: >In article <1992Aug5.044718.15882@murdoch.acc.Virginia.EDU>, cdw2t@dayhoff.med.Virginia.EDU (Cliff Weston) writes: >> judging is >> based on daywear, swimsuit, talent (or lack thereof), and social skills >> competitions, as well as the entrant's inability to hold his/her liquor. >> nice try, jack tavares. shouldn't that be . .. daywear, swimsuit, talent, and social skills (or lack thereof), and inability to hold liquor? Now let's look at the categories Daywear: Jim was seen sporting a fashionable pair of Levis Button fly jeans. The next day, Jim was still seen sporting a slightly more dirty pair of Levis Button fly jeans, the same ones in fact. Not only is jim fashion conscious, but he also packs light. (No comments about underwear [I stole Cliff's]) Swimsuit: Jim was seen sporting a pair of beach knee huggers, the only crap that they sell in california for under $30. Social Skills: He's a geek, just like the rest of the DoD. Inability to hold Liquor. Just because he jumped at a chance to climb a tree for an aerobie doesn't means he can't hold his liquor. Just because the camp dog tackled him several times on the field doesn't mean anything. As cliff said himself "Jim's developing a special relationship with that dog" <--- Cliff's next signature quote > >So the truth comes out. I showed in at third... Nope, I'm sorry Seth, but you're still number one. While the rest of the contestants were all geeks and most of the RCR'ers were chain smoking tobacco heads-that-need-to-be-taken-out-and-shot, you were still the LOUDEST. -- I love the 3b2 The 3b2 is my friend.